Just a couple of tears.
I’m still manly!
Bad day? Buy a coffee on me. I put $50 on it and if you want to pay it forward you can pop on a lil cash for the next guy. Just don’t narc us to Starbucks. Love yo faces nation.
This is why Philip DeFranco is a boss. He made his Starbucks card public and offered a free coffee to all his followers. BAMF on, Philly D.
Me after posting a winning argument on Facebook.
(Source: rumpoptart)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
“I want to take a look one more time. I’m not going to see this again”
