September 2010
31 posts
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“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via bekiejane)
We All Know These Things
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a sarcasm font. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Was learning cursive really necessary?...
WatchThe awkwardness is pain-inducing.
WatchBruce <3 Banky
WatchCorey Ahouse reads an advertisement the way they want you to hear it.
WatchBruce Wayne kills snowmen and scatters their bodies across the lawn…
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October 13, 2007: Black People Shows
KC: Why do you like shows with black people so much? Me: What do you mean? KC: Family Matters, Prince of Bel Air, Saved By The Bell. Me: (Laughing uncontrollably). Saved By The Bell? That show has one black girl in it, and she’s incredibly white. KC: The guy who sings that song; who is it? Eddie Murphy? Bill Smith? Will Smith? The Bel Air guy….
April 23, 2007: Dumbness Exists, and We Are...
Bekie: You like my dumbness. It’s entertaining. Kenny: Yeah, it’s entertaining, but I wish we could hold an intelligent conversation, too. Bekie: We’ve held intelligent conversations before. Kenny: Yeah, you’re right. Bekie: Let’s hold an intelligent conversation now. What do smart people talk about? Rockets? Long silence ensued…. Then hilarity.
February 20, 2007: Absurdities Abound!
BekieJ is a G(4:38:46 PM)hey boo
YoungNastiMan666(4:39:09 PM).:Yo.
YoungNastiMan666(4:39:15 PM).:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America
YoungNastiMan666(4:39:18 PM).:Read this.
BekieJ is a G(4:39:32 PM):i dont feel like reading
YoungNastiMan666(4:39:40 PM).:Then I guess I’ll stop typing.
BekieJ is a G(4:39:54 PM).wtf?
BekieJ is a G(4:40:13 PM).what does reading have to do with...
February 11, 2007: Rambo Was Naked, and He Beat...
I’m on my way over to Bekie’s apartment at two-thirty in the morning. It’s very dark, and it’s pretty damn cold, too. As I near the end of one apartment building I hear the familiar sound of shattering glass. Then things being knocked over and breaking, like a television and picture frames and the sort. Some man and woman are yelling at each other. As I walk past the...
Why Change Your Oil When Your Girlfriend Can Do...
So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her. I stood out there in my underwear...
An awe-inspiring story.
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As...
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“In the land of the unassertive, the aggressive man is king.”
– George Carlin
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Goddamn you half-Japanese girls,
Do it to me...